True Story: GTHO Phase Three

This is a true story… I heard it from a friend of a friend of mine… heheh.. VERY WORTH THE READ

 

Mel Nichols looks back, in pleasure, on a lost weekend in a Phase Three HO. Painfully, heartbreakingly, as ideals give way to reality, young journalists learn that certain stories are too hot for publication. Some can never be told; others only years after the event took place. This is one of those stories. It began in the car park of the Ford Motor Company’s head office at Broadmeadows, near Melbourne, one afternoon in the middle of 1971. A car was waiting there for me in the feeble wintry sun.

A mustard (yellow ochre)Falcon. One of the first GTHO Phase Three’s to come off the production lines. So new, its existence was still a secret to all but a handful of people outside Ford. And of those people, here was I, about to be handed the keys to
the fastest, most awesome super car Australia had ever produced…. Or would ever do again. Good organisation or coincidence – I forget which, had it that at precisely the same time as the HO was ready I was in possession of one of the first five litre (302 CID) V8 Bolwell Nagaris. Indeed, it was the car that had rushed me from Sydney to my assignation with the Falcon, putting the 570km of the NSW section of the Hume Highway behind me in the morning, and accounting for Victoria’s 310km in the afternoon. Even so, we’d been running late, desperately worried that we wouldn’t make it to Broadmeadows before the Ford people went home, taking the keys of the HO with them. But it was okay because the mechanics were still working on the car even as I telephoned, breathless, from Wangaratta to beg them to wait for me. Then I was there, pulling in alongside the thing, unwinding myself from the Bolwell and climbing, gingerly, expectantly, dubiously, half afraid into the Ford. I can recall not one word that the PR man was saying through the open window as the key slid into the ignition. I can remember only the tension, trying to stop my leg shaking and the racing of my brain. Then the trembling of the car and the flick of the Shaker air filter in the bonnet as the 5.7 litre (351CID) V8 churned to the starter and shook in its mounts. It fired, and filled the car park with a thunderclap of exhaust as intimidating as the snorting of a charging rhinoceros. Then came the popping and sizzling and gulping
as the throttle was prodded and the 780-cfm four-barrel Holley dumped too much fuel into the unready cylinders. Give it a little while; I used the time to adjust the mirrors, fine-tune the seating positions, fidgeted in the bucket and tugged the belt a snitch tighter until it nailed me to the squab. Then I dared to move the car away, feeling a little tremble in the left leg as it fought against the big bastard of a clutch for the first time. The steering seemed light, lighter than the normal GT, and it made the job of
swinging out of the car park easy, in the wake of the gently burbling Bolwell, and into the peak-hour Broadmeadows traffic.
My photographer friend, Uwe Kuessner, in the Bolwell, trod on it and the fibreglass car became a yellow streak, charging past
the tamer traffic on the wide highway. Blast him, had he forgotten I was meant to be following him? So I too, trod down hard
on the throttle pedal. And braced myself. Without yet completing my arc out through the median strip into the traffic. The car hiccuped…. Shuddered. Then – bloody hell! -It exploded into action. The front hurled itself forward and upwards like a
charging tiger. The back tyres wailed and the tail snapped way out. I speared sideways through the last of the gap in the central reservation. The opposite lock was on, intuitively, no time to think about niceties like steering feel now. It flicked straight again
as it lines up in the outside lane of the road towards Melbourne. The engine’s snarling had reached fever pitch. I grabbed second just as the V8 hits its electric rev-cutout. It died momentarily then picked up again and simply pelted me forward once more.
The senses raced, trying to adjust to the speed. Maximum revs again. But so soon! Third and I charged forward once more.
And then it was hard on the brakes, getting a slight twitch because I was up to 145 km/h (90mph) in those scant few seconds
and about to run right over the top of the Bolwell. We both slowed right down, aware of just how much performance we had
on hand and how cautious we needed to be. Not because all that go is hard to control. Not at all. But you are so much faster
than everyone else you’re out of place in the traffic unless you conform. So we tiptoed into Melbourne. That early, blood-stirring blast probably did me a great deal of good. It showed me that the Phase Three was an eminently easy car to drive, so much
more so than either of its two predecessors, and especially when one considers just how much power lay just a throttle push away. It was so smooth low down, so docile for a thumping great V8 with an 11-to-1-compression ratio. It was happy enough
to trundle down to 1500rpm – 55km/h (35mph) in top gear, to idle steadily at 1000rpm compared with something approaching 2000rpm in the Phase Two. I found I was easing up to 2000rpm, changing up into the next gear and finally dropping into top at around 55km/h. And so I came, very quickly, to feel quite at ease in the HO. Ready to drive it. Uwe and I picked up tow
models early the next morning – a Saturday – and headed west to take pictures. I lounged in the warmth of the Falcon while he
got on with his work and I remember how glad I felt that I wasn’t a model, for they were turning blue out there in the Melbourne winter. Then it was time to start work with the HO. The only open bend we could find was not all that tight. I did one run and found that even 145km/h (90mph) was too slow to make the car move. It just sat there, hugging the road. Doing nothing.
Again, this time flat in third at 170km/h (105mph). Again, no under-steer, no over-steer, just a little body roll and the nose
lifting jauntily. I went to 180km/h (110mph) in fourth on the next run and it was still just as uneventful, but I dare not go faster because I wasn’t yet entirely sure where the limits lay, even though I was getting a pretty good idea. And should I lose it of upwards of one-one-oh – well…. So I ran performance figures instead, ticking off the gear maximums at the 6150 rpm redline
at 79km/h (49mph), 117km/h (73mph) and 167km/h (104mph) with tops maximum unreachable in the space. Then there was
the acceleration: Experimentation showed that the clutch had to come out at 2700rpm – nothing more and nothing less. If I dropped it at 2500 rpm the engine died a little against the grip of the wheels. If I popped it 3000rpm there was wheel spin for around 200 metres, again wasting time. So 2700rpm it was. And 0-160km/h (0-100mph) in 15.2 seconds came up on the watches. But so effortlessly, and I filed away some more information about the HO; noted some more points that took me closer to it and prepared me for what was still to come. It began to rain and we took the girls back to their flat and crossed Melbourne to Dandenong to return the Bolwell. In the week I’d had the sports car I’d learned to respect it and enjoy it very much and it
was a sad parting. But what the hell, we still had the HO didn’t we? Indeed yes, and unbeknown to us at that moment we were soon to subject it to one of the most exhilarating tests it would ever undergo on the road, to use it for what I suspect is one of
the most remarkable journeys ever run in Australia. To thunder it flat for miles and miles in a drive etched forever on the
memories of the two of us who did it. But for the moment we found ourselves tooling quietly through the cold Melbourne drizzle. Saturday night, no plans, no enthusiasm. Then something, I don’t know what made one of us suggest going to Albury, 320km (200 miles) away on the Victoria – NSW border. We’d both worked there at different times for the local newspaper. Both of
us liked the place and both of us still had friends there. So we gunned the HO around, hit Elizabeth Street and headed north into the night. It was 7.30pm. The rain grew heavier and the night nastier. There wasn’t much traffic and what was there was going
the other way. I don’t recall much until we were past the little Hume Highway town of Seymour, but I expect we’d been alone
with our thoughts and the murmur of the radio, soloist to the steady background swish of the wipers, the hissing of the tyres and the downbeat throb of the V8. I only remember the ease of driving the car, how much at home I now felt in it with a real idea
of its capabilities now forming clearly in my mind. How comfortably it carried us, its lights hacking through the night. And then came the long, fast bends you strike after Seymour. Open bends. And I can remember the way the car just seemed to think
itself through them, undeterred by the rain and traveling at ever increasing speeds and showing me how strongly it could grip and how finely it was balanced. And the next thing I can recall and oh, how startlingly clearly I can see it in my minds’ eye four years later, is one particular bend on the deserted, sodden road. A bend that just a simple kink at 110km/h or even 125km/h, but a curve requiring careful choice of line and steering and power usage at much more. Especially in the wet. I flicked a glance at the speedo as we came into it now in the HO. I barely believed it – 200km/h. But there we were, rock steady, the car just slicing
on through, set up by the merest throttle lift then kept on line with gently pressure on the pedal once more and the tiniest smidgen of steerage on the big wheel. Everything about it was so clean so beautifully and clinically balanced, like walking on a razors
edge and feeling the elation of not slipping off. And that moment remains as one of my high points in years of road testing. It was so perfect. So perfect it was almost nothing. We continued on holding 200km/h for what seemed like dozens of miles and the
only reason we didn’t go faster was that at precisely 202km/h the windscreen wipers began to lift off. Then we were in Albury, purring gently through the glistening streets after a run that contained nary a sideways twitch, never a sliver of under-steer, not
one zizz of wheel spin. It was exactly 10pm. We had covered the distance faster than either of us would have imagined possible even in ideal conditions, let alone amid the elements atrocities of that night. Yet it was also the tamest, most uneventful trip either
of us had had from Melbourne to the border. We were into the inner sanctum of the GTHO’s world. And there was even more
to come the next day. Our arrangement with Ford was to hand the Phase Three back at nine o’clock on the Sunday morning
and then get a lift back to Sydney with a Ford employee who happened to be driving from city to city that day. But we slept late and at 6.30am we were 320km away from our rendezvous! The beast fired up easily, shattering the chilly silence of the town
and we found a garage and stood back while almost a full 164 litres (36 gallons) sloshed into the huge tank. While the attendant counted the money I worked out our consumption. It had been precisely 2.8km/1 (8mpg). We checked the tyre pressures, polished the windows clean, and at two minutes past seven we left for Melbourne. The morning was as perfect as the night
before it had been foul. We went full out through the gears as we cleared the last speed limit of the border town complex with
the HO now warm and ready, thundering past a couple of cars and a semi. The cars nose was thrusting forward and upwards with the power once more. We were again enjoying the feeling of being pressed back into our seats as the thing was given its head. At last it was free of any and all restrictions. There was only open road ahead. Again we chewed up the kilometres and
spat them out. In remarkably short time we were striking the long straight of the Hume about 225km (140miles) north of Melbourne and with the speedo steady on 200km/h, I squeezed down still farther on the accelerator as the ribbon of road speared straight ahead far as the eye could see. The shaker heaved in the bonnet, the car sort of shrugged and the nose rose up even further from the road. It might have been a tiger kicked awake; the noise along said that. The speedo needle went determinedly around the dial and soon it was showing 233km/h (145mph). A true 227km/h (141mph), but whoa! The engine started missing, fluffing and farting. For Gods sake – the rev limiter! We’d run right up to it. In top gear. A full 6150rpm
(the tachometer actually said 6700rpm; it was a little optimistic) and if I kept my foot hard down that hoary great V8 just kept thumping away against the cutout, straining for even more. So once Uwe had shot some pictures over my shoulder to prove it really was happening, I lifted off a fraction to back it off from the limiter at a neat 225km/h (140mph). For minutes, for mile after mile, we stayed like that. The car was like a locomotive on rails, never deviating an inch from its path. The messages from its
rock steadiness came back through the wheel and the seats as unmistakably as pinpricks. I remember how I felt. Relaxed, but razor sharp, peering ahead a kilometre and more, my eyes, my brain, my nervous system forcibly lifted to a new height to deal with the speed. You feel so competent….so potent. Your mind seems to magnify everything to pick up an extraordinary amount of information and to digest it amazingly quickly. Its called concentration and its delicious. A car appeared up ahead. Well over
a kilometer back from him I edged out to the centre line, indicator winking and lights full on. Hands a little tighter on the wheel, foot ready to dive for the brake. Just as we closed on him I lifted off a little and lost 16km/h (10mph). I flattened the big bastard again when we were right along side to blast clear. I reckon he was doing about 80km/h (50mph), a farmer and family on their way to church more than likely. A few miles later there was another car. A red Falcon. He was going a little faster, but we still passed him as though he were standing still. I wondered how it looked and sounded and felt for him to have nothing in his mirror and then suddenly a mustard streak bellowing savagely past to leave him twitching in its wake. Road conditions and traffic
allowed us to keep the HO close to its maximum speed for many more kilometres but nearing Melbourne, we came back closer to 160km/h (100mph). Most of the time using the tremendous top end acceleration to maintain a fantastically high average and
to overtake in a quick rush of power and safety since our exposure time was so brief and our controllability so vast. We toyed briefly with the stopwatches again, finding out to our amazement that 160km/h (100mph) to 193km/h (120mph) took a paltry
6.8 seconds and 193km/h (120mph) to 225km/h (140mph) just 8.9 seconds. And that is top end performance with all the excitement and advantages it entails, and simply unavailable in anything else this side of a Miura or Daytona or BB or Countach unless you can somehow lay your hands on one of the wilder, tall geared US super cars of old. Stunned by the car, amazed yet again at suck an extraordinarily rapid but effortless trip, we pulled at last into Ford offices at Broadmeadows, back to where it had all began a day and a half before. It was one minute to nine. Neither of us spoke. We just shared the silence of the moment, feeling a special sort of elation. Then we lifted our gear from the HO and locked it up and left. The Falcon GT taking us back up the road we had just devoured felt like a Volkswagen. All I could do was to flop back in the seat and think about what we had just achieved – almost 320km (200 miles) on Australia’s busies road in a little under two hours and the car that had done it. I began to think how I’d write the story, not yet realising that there was no way I could tell it all. I began to dream of another story. A race, fullout, no holds barred across the Hay Plain in NSW between Australia’s finest GT and the Lamborghini Espada, Italy’s finest four-seater. It almost happened too, but with the Phase Four HO and not the Phase Three. We had it all planned, but then the politicians, remembering the hysterics of the Sunday newspapers when they had finally gotten wind of the Phase Three HO’s pace through the figures listed with my abridged story in WHEELS killed off the Phase Four before we could stage it. I only wonder now if those same politicians and newspaper beat-up merchants ever really knew what the old Phase Three HO’s capabilities really were. Now at last the story has been told.

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